I am at school. A student, actually a graduate student, is what I am. It is a bit of a mind %*#@ if you want the truth. It feels like I am dreaming.
I know this looks so gross. It is one of the worst bruises I have ever had. I have to stop falling down. I need to go read. Wish me luck.
If I can't have my brain back, I may as well get a degree. It is like the Wizard of Oz tells the Scarecrow, "Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain! Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus Committeeatum e pluribus unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D."
22 hours ago