Ideas for future posts

Am I an artist or just a tool?

24 hours of BIMs (brain injured moments)

Mocking emails I sent when I thought I hit FORWARD but I really hit REPLY

Why TV characters make the best friends

Expensive things I HAD to have and never use

The look-at-me actress and her gay best friend who always sit next to me at every show

The Puerto Rican Day Parade is the one day I am not Puerto Rican

Candy CANES? Are you mocking me?

"PTSD is the new Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" and other absurd things my "friends" have said

"The cemetery is filled with indispensable people" and other horrible things my boss said

Jazz is a good metaphor for how my brain works, but I still hate jazz; "Just play the right note"